Exactly what type of fish makes up the McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish?
The New York Times answers this question & more here: Continue reading
Exactly what type of fish makes up the McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish?
The New York Times answers this question & more here: Continue reading
At CVS this week:
And at Angell’s:
No, that’s not really mine. This delicious treat was made by someone who actually did it right. Continue reading
My favorite meal of the day is also the one that I get to eat the least. Breakfast, the sit down kind. Now don’t get me wrong, I eat breakfast everyday, but it is typically the cold bowl of cereal leaning against the kitchen counter or the buttered toast over the kitchen sink. The bacon, sausage, and eggs elude me most days. Well not today. Continue reading
Rotten cabbage, otherwise known as sauerkraut, is one my my favorite foods. Preserved by Lactobacilli, sauerkraut is one of many foods that are made possible by microorganisms. Beer, wine, yogurt, cheese, kimchi, vinegar, bread, real pickles, and salami are all fermented foods. Gross, right?! Continue reading
I’ve seen it sitting around. On store shelves and Asian restaurant counters. Cajun and Creole restaurants have it. Even Noodles & Company has it sitting out on every table. Sriracha hot chili sauce.
I always left it alone. I’m not really much on hot things anyway. I like jalapeno poppers and spicy chili, but that is where I usually draw the line.
I mean how good could anything that shade of red be? Continue reading
Pizza–I love pizza. I blame it on the fact that I grew up during the golden age of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. One had to eat pizza to be totally radical. Now I am able to eat even the most horrific foodstuffs that resemble da pizza pie.
Not all pizzas are created equal. On the high end of the spectrum, you can have top dollar pizza at an authentic Italian restaurant–chicken Alfredo with broccoli cannot be beat! In the lower area, you have toast with ketchup and processed food cheese product. We are luck that our locally owned pizzerias are in the upper middle class, well above what one would expect for such a small city.
Sometimes when I’m in the mood for a tasty snack, I just want something different. Sure, the pickled bologna, dandelions and rice, or potato chips are good… but man does not live on bread alone.
I tried hummus for the first time a few years ago, as a vegetable dip, and I thought it was meh at best. It wasn’t until I had it with tortilla chips that I started to really enjoy it. Hummus, as Wikipedia tells it, is a dip or spread made from cooked, mashed chickpeas, blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt, and garlic.
Now, you can buy some delicious pre-made hummus at the grocery store, but it’s quite expensive—the American hummus cartel keeps the prices artificially high (The previous statement may not be factual). You can stick it to the man by making it yourself at home; it’s disgustingly easy.
You will need the following hardware:
You will need the following software:
Step 1: Use the can opener to open the chickpeas, then drain the excess juice.
Step 2: Throw everything (not the hardware) into the food processor.

Step 3: Puree the life out of your hummus. Add water as necessary to make a good consistency. You want to make it smooth and almost whipped.

“OH NO! I couldn’t find any tahini in Linton‽€
No worries! I have to use sesame oil instead of tahini. Just replace the ¼ cup of tahini with some sesame oil. I use about 1/2 of a tablespoon. This will alter the taste and texture slightly, but it is still pretty darn good. My other secret: add extra cumin—I just love the warm flavor; add some more, and taste it to see if it’s better.
Before you use The Spatula„¢ and The Bowl„¢, now would be the time to throw in any extra flavors. I like roasted red peppers, but I’ve heard good things about jalapeños, parsley and scallions, pine nuts, eggplant, and pretty much anything else. I’ve heard rumors of chocolate hummus… ಠ_à²

Step 4: Throw the finished hummus in the bowl, scrape it all out with the spatula, chill if desired, and enjoy with chips, pita, on bread, with crackers, or even with a spoon.
